To pursue P90X to glorious victory To preserve this oath in honour and care
Programme on hold until modified appropriately for skinny, underweight dedicant. Oath paid with seven days of sacrifice.
Oath fully paid. Programme slightly modified for lanky, energetic lads who travel 4 hours a day, sleep 7.5 hours of daylight, and are conditional pesceterians. Sort of. New oath is as follows:
By Excellent Apollon and Swift-footed Hermes, Gods of the Gymnasium, I swear this oath, on the 15th day of November, 1st in the month of Maimakterion:
- To pursue the well-being of my body and mind in the best way known to modern science, to the best of my capacity
By Unerring Apollon and Unfailing Hermes, and by the human body in its magnificence, until the day I change form, it shall be so.
Now wasn't that a lot easier?