Saturday, 27 June 2009

Sexual Preferences May Affect Health Keeping

So said a wanker today.

I was peacefully watching telly this afternoon when I passed by: "Sanhi ng Anal Cancer" (causes of anal cancer) on a local news programme. The guest doctor enumerated the following: blah, blah, blah, blah, sexual preference, blah, blah, blah...



And I was stumped. What bollocks!

The interviewed "doctor" did not go into detail but I hope what he meant was "preference of sexual activities through or using the anus" and not which sex you prefer to have sexual relations with. Simply put, any person with an anus can use it for sexual activity, and people who go solely for one sex and not the other do not necessarily prefer "anal sex".

Doctor, next time, please be accurate. It is part of your job, and we pay good money for it.

Thursday, 25 June 2009

Kupalo! Kupalo!

No words can accurately describe the amount of euphoria I feel whenever I watch this video. Thank you, Ivan Kupala (the project) for making this possible.

Awaken, native spirit! The earth is not dead, the trees still sing, the people still want to dance with you.




If you wish to sing along, I have the lyrics which I can transliterate from Russian Cyrillic to Roman for you.

Ivan Kupala is a Russian musical group that mixes traditional Russian folk songs with electronic sounds, producing a unique blend of world music called ethnic electronica.

"Kostroma" (the title of this video and song) is another name for Kupalo (literally "to bathe"): a
Slavonic god of fertility and the summer season. His festival, also called Kupalo, was originally celebrated on the summer solstice (which was 5 days ago) but is now more commonly celebrated under the *guise* of Ivan Kupala Day or "Snt John the Bather" (ring a bell?).

So bathe in the summer rains! Kupalo reigns!

(PS: Para sa mga Tagalog, huwag kayong bastos, wala iyang koneksyon sa 'kupal'.)

Saturday, 20 June 2009

Green Iran


I trust that you don't need me to explain why I'm doing this. It's all over the internet. It's horrifying ... and sad. Imagine something like that in your own country.


Do what you can do. Let the world know what's happening in Iran. Speak for the silenced.


Mighty Ares, you are strength and bravery, impart your spirits to the people of Iran, inspire the good strong to protect the weak, strike down the bad ones.


Golden Aphrodite and Lovely Jesus, you are love, stir in the hearts of the Iranian people a glorious love for country and a tender love for lives.

Wise Athene, you are reason and wisdom, impart your spirits to those involved in this noble battle against evil tyranny, raise their voices to the world, protect democracy and freedom.

Just Father Zeus, you are law and ethics, serve Iran and her people justice and restore right conduct amongst its citizens.

And for our own countries, the same spirits. Amen.

Tuesday, 16 June 2009

No Religions?

I am not eclectic when it comes to my religion; I like mine "tribal". But looking at the multitude of religious systems, attitudes, practices, and beliefs today, do we really have more to fight about than learn?


From Christianity, I learnt about loving others as one would love oneself.

From Islam, I learnt that sometimes you just have to let things go and trust in the bigger picture.


From Judaism, I learnt that a small man or a small tribe can stand the test of time, amidst rising and falling civilisations, as long as you know who you are.


From Buddhism, I learnt that everything is in flux; things come and go, be prepared to move on.


From Hinduism, I learnt that the universe has many arms and many faces that come from a single body.


From Taoism, I learnt that opposites need not oppose; harmony is a better option.

From philosophical systems such as Confucianism, I learnt that devotion to family and country can provide peace and order.

From the Stoics, I learnt that there is no fundamental 'evil' - only people who are ignorant of how to do things right.

From established nature religions such as Shinto, I learnt that our surroundings are not gifts; they are our siblings.

From the myriad of tribal religions, I learnt of how small we are in a big world and why it is needed that we realise this fact whenever we feel too arrogant.

From the rising number of reconstructionist religions such as Hellenismos and Asatru, I learnt that we have so much to learn from the past, perhaps even more than today.


From atheism, I learnt that you do not need to believe in anything to make things work; y
ou just work it.

From agnosticism, I learnt of philosophical coolness - that we can never know God or the universe fully, so why go crazy over the unknowable? Take it easy; chill.


And from many others, so many other things.

None of these things are exclusive; all are human attitudes. Pondering on this, I have often told others: maybe there are no religions; only religion in many forms.

Thursday, 11 June 2009

Where Is The Shame?

In many ancient cultures, it was an honourable way to settle grievances for leaders or government officials to take their own lives in shame for betraying the people's trust; because it was an unforgiveable embarrassment to their rank and their family honour. The principle of losing one's face is still alive in many traditionalist countries such as those in East Asia.


Lately, former South Korean president Ro Moo-Hyun took his own life after being shamed by a large corruption scandal. I am not sure I would ever approve of anyone's death but I think that was an honourable way to go (next to facing the charges, that is).

Yung mga opisyal kaya natin, kailan mahihiya? (When do you think our officials will ever feel this sort of shame?)

Wednesday, 10 June 2009

Adam Lambert, Bading?!

“Si Adam Lambert, bading?!?!”

That I got from a local news programme. More like tabloid, really.


A few hours ago, I was literally hearing nails on a chalkboard over 24 Oras' GHASTLY presentation of the irrelevant and unsurprising "news" of Adam Lambert's "outing". He's not "bading", you oafs. He clearly said "gay". Colloquially, "gay" denotes homosexual attraction or behaviour (though I prefer the original meaning, thank you very much). "Bading" means something else; the equivalent of "faggot" in American English.

Think about it. A newscaster could be roasted alive for saying that on air! Would it kill to have these media-men learn some civilisation; some responsible journalism? They're on air. They represent "facts". Facts should not be tainted with subjective language, much more offensive ones. Just report, Gods damn it.

Tuesday, 9 June 2009

International Pagan Values Month

I almost forgot! I was so caught up with all that shit going around with Colt 45 (which, by the way, is still on air!) that I forgot that June is supposedly International Pagan Values Month (thanks Sannion for the tip). Of course, we're encouraged to blog about it. Lovely, in'nit?

Just give me a few minutes to arrange or write something about the positive values of the various "paganisms" around the world (with focus on my own). If not, maybe a few videos or pictures exhibiting ethnic paganism (the type I practise).



As many of you already know,
I am Pagan. The word can mean a lot of things, but for me and a lot of people I know, it means "my own", "native", and "original". I consider myself in the religion of nature, of now and the past, of life's many celebrations, of diversity, and of striving for harmony with the rest of the universe. Call it Spinoza's or Einstein's idea, whatever, I think god is nature and nature is god; everything is interconnected, everything deserves some form of respect, and stuff like that. And whilst I'm not too fond of labels, especially a label that's been soaked up in bad publicity through the years, this one feels fine with me. Again, I am Pagan.


Image from the canaanite_paganism mailing list.

Wednesday, 3 June 2009

Again With Commercial Idiocy! (follow up)

In direct relation to this, I found the videos on YouTube through another blogger with similar sentiments. Really, they should take the ads off telly. I do not mind watching rubbish, but what about the kids?





Philosophically, a real man has to be all noble and brave. But a woman can be all that, too. Seriously, a real man is any man with male reproductive organs. That is it.


More bloggers of similar opinions
here, and here. (By the way, thank you enrique1982 for uploading the ads. I wish there was an option for cyber tomatoes.)

I quote:

- Bawat commercial iba iba ang bida. Naisip tuloy ni Beans, sa kanilang apat, may “Real Men” ba talaga? At kung sukatan ba ng pagiging “Real Men?” ang beer na iniinom? Nakakatawang isipin kung gaano na kababaw ang nagiging sukatan ng isang “Real Men”.

- Who the hell came up with the concept? Who, in this age of sexual revolution, gender sensitivity and call for equality, came up with an ad that makes people take a 180-degree turn? I know all about classical conditioning and the power of the media. It may sound frivolous but it’s very powerful. Reminds me so much of the Marlboro Man. You know how its subtle depiction of a man–a cowboy romanticized–has influenced the smoking habits of millions of people? I mean, it’s subtle but it’s there. You can’t miss it. And now this?

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How should real men act then? Should they be barbaric and wild with nary a hint of softness on their person? Should they be insensitive and senseless, a narrow-minded individual who should throw his weight around and impose his will on anybody?

What kind of real man is this commercial trying to promote?

Tuesday, 2 June 2009

Again With Commercial Idiocy!

At msnbc, I heard that Heineken was rightly chided last fall for producing a commercial that managed to be stupid, sexist and an assault on our eardrums -- quite a feat considering the strong competition for such honors in the lowbrow world of beer advertising.

I feel exactly the same way for the latest series of Colt 45 commercials here in the Philippines. Let us say it again: stupid, sexist and an assault on -- not only our eardrums but more importantly -- our intelligence.



As if we needed more sexism in this world. Do we really need more of the sort that believes wiping one's glass makes you less of a man? (What, lack of hygiene makes you macho?) Or the sort that believes saying sweet things makes you unmanly? Or having an artistic eye and not a pervy one? Or wiping the excess sebum off your face? Fuck, no! No more of those dumb brutes, thank you very much. Besides, women can drink strong beer, too. Have they not been to Germany or Ireland?
Machismo is so yester-century.

Eat dirt, Colt 45. I am not going to drink your fucking beer again. May the Beer Gods curse you. Amen.


PS: It seems that I am not the only blogger who thinks this way. See here.

Tuesday, 26 May 2009

Please Learn Your Gitlapi

Codename Bubbles Paraiso: Ni-text ko na siya.”

(Aldrin chokes a little but continues...)

Aldrin: “Salamat.”

Bubbles Paraiso: Ni-bigay ko na rin 'yung pinabibigay mo.”

Aldrin. “...”

Bubbles Paraiso: At ni-bigay ko na rin 'yung email address mo.”

(Aldrin jumps on his chair, shouts kamikaze, and pricks the hollow bubble of her life-force.)

I do not get it. I was willing to let "ni-text" go, but "ni-bigay"? Mad! I have also been hearing "ni-tawag" and "ni-kain" lately. Where ever do these people get that sort of shit?

Ni-bwibwisit niyo si Balagtas eh! Learn your fucking gitlapi.



(Modified: 28 May 2008)

Sunday, 24 May 2009

Because We Do Have Mail Order Brides!


I know I endanger myself by saying this but I shall say it anyway. I do not think Alec Baldwin said anything inaccurate about "getting a Filipina mail-order bride ... or a Russian". Something wrong, maybe, that can be argued, but not inaccurate. First, it is a well known fact; mentioning it does not make the situation any worse (or not saying it, any better). Last time I checked, there is nothing wrong with mentioning facts. Should he have said Yemeni or Ecuadorian mail order bride instead? We all know the best ones are here (or in Russia). Second, he said that in jest. Do Filipinos not make jokes about other nations and cultures everyday? I would even say, to borrow Jimmy Santos' iconic phrase, "three times a day". Everyday, you hear people joke about Indians, Chinese, Arabs, Africans (or any dark-skinned fellow), and even our own kind. We are not exactly the model nation when it comes to battling derogatory remarks or "racism". Now, I know that Alec Baldwin is not a model for good values either, but that is not the point. You can argue about him being tactless or insensitive but he did not say anything that was not already begging to be noticed.

Filipinos, and especially that joke of a senator Bong Revilla, should not be so sensitive on the issue (and we all know how Bong is just desperately playing hero because of the nearing elections - said he intends to beat Baldwin if he would ever travel here - what shame). It just shows how improperly touchy we are. If one has dirt on one's nose, another is bound to notice it, and another to tell you. Natural course of things!

The Gods know I love this country. And that is why I do not want it to be thought of as something so pathetic as to readily place other nations in their jokes yet unwilling to be the matter of jokes themselves. Two words: balat sibuyas.

Perhaps it is in the manner that we say things that count. Argue Baldwin's manner of saying things, argue the manner in which we are presented in jokes, argue the context. But as for the facts within the jokes themselves, I believe there is no reason to overreact and no reason for Baldwin to apologise. Instead of whining about how he had the nerve to joke about our local mail order brides, why do we not do something about it?

"Let us make it clear to the world: Filipino women are not for sale. Not even for sale to Hollywood actors," Loren Legarda says. And I agree most definitely. So, let us fucking stop selling them!

When the selling stops, the buying will too.
Duh.

Saturday, 23 May 2009

Hoping For Hypatia's Justice

Right now, I am having a total geekgasm with the upcoming film Agora, directed by Alejandro Amenabar and starring Rachel Weisz as Hypatia of Alexandria. It has just premiered at Cannes and is due for general release in December. I have been waiting for this since for ever! Her extraordinary life and brutal death had always struck me with awe and sadness.



Some people "blame" religion for her death. I disagree that it was religion per se. Her religion served her well, obviously. It was ignorance and fanaticism - the religion of the Christian mob of that time - that served her a brutal death, and for all of us - the destruction of an entire library of precious knowledge and the plunging of Alexandria and the Hellenistic world into a dark age, thus "El mundo cambió para siempre" (The world was changed forever). I mourn for that time in history. Sad day for reason, philosophy, scientific learning, and even religion.


A little more information on Hypatia:
Hypatia (high-pay-shah in English, hu-pat-tea-ya in Greek) of Alexandria was a Greek scholar from Alexandria in Egypt, considered the first notable woman in mathematics, who also taught philosophy and astronomy.

Her contributions to science are reputed to include the charting of celestial bodies and the invention of the hydrometer, used to determine the relative density and gravity of liquids. Her pupil Synesius, bishop of Cyrene, wrote a letter defending her as the inventor of the astrolabe, although earlier astrolabes predate Hypatia's model by at least a century - and her father had gained fame for his treatise on the subject.

One day in March 415, during the season of Lent, her chariot was waylaid on her route home by a Christian mob who blamed her for religious turmoil. Some suggest that her murder marked the end of the Hellenistic Age, although others observe pagan philosophy continued to flourish until the age of Justinian in the sixth century.

The Christian monks stripped her naked and dragged her through the streets to the newly Christianised Caesareum church, where she was brutally killed. Some reports suggest she was flayed with ostrakois (literally, "oyster shells", though also used to refer to sharp roof tiles or broken pottery) and set ablaze while still alive, though other accounts suggest those actions happened after her death.

You can watch the teaser trailer here in its official site or in YouTube.

Monday, 18 May 2009

Hephaistos Be Praised!

Wow. It worked. My threat actually worked. At almost exactly 24 hours after I posted this, I'm back online!

Hephaistos, Skilled Hand and Mind, be praised.

Sunday, 17 May 2009

Someone's Incompetence At My Expense?

Obviously, I'm still offline. I'm on my 19th day without any internet connection. I've literally got hundreds of messages to read (and reply to) in my inbox and dozens of blog drafts itching to be published. I've got tonnes of material to research on, too! Not to mention, I'm absolutely left out on all the intarwebz updates. How long does it bloody take to transfer accounts?! The old house is just a few blocks from the new one! Gah.

Why am I raving on "incompetence"? Kasi nung pinuntahan namin ang buwakanenang (toot) na iyan, pagkatapos ng 11 araw, hindi pa pala nagalaw iyung transfer papers?! And now we wait for another 10 days?! Gahhhh! I swear, if they hit on 20, I am so going to transfer to another provider.

Just ranting---in an internet cafe with abysmal speed. Ack.

Friday, 24 April 2009

Am I Being Mean?

Confirmed. May sapak sa ulo si Cesar Montano. Matinong tao ba ang ganiyan uminom? (In English: Cesar Montano is a nutter. Is that how a sane man drinks his water?)


Lol. Lmao. Rotflmao.